Damned Sponges

"This is an article on or relating to the Sponge Canon. It does not exist in reality." The Damned Sponges are the Sponges who were left behind on Planet S in the Sponge Canon. While it is not even known for sure if any were left, the Damned Sponges became a legend as bitter and resentful Sponges who refused to follow the god Bullhammer58 anymore. It was said that due to their apostatizing of the Gods, their souls were sent to roam Planet S forever, never being let to rest.

It is possible that the Damned Sponges escaped somehow and formed the Union of Soviet Sponge Republics, which would make sense due to their hatred of spirituality after being abandoned.