Sponge Gods

"This is an article on or relating to the Sponge Canon. It does not exist in reality, though the main Canon has deep ties to real events." The Sponges follow a militant polytheistic religion, deeply rooted in combat and trolling ability. Generally, all elders are eventually canonized as gods, with the exception of one. Only one god is believed to have omniscience and omnipotence, Bullhammer.

Bullhammer58, the Chief God
The Group Sponge, bullhammer58, according to historians, created the Sponges. In the Sponge Canon, he created them on Planet S, and saved them by bringing them to Robloxia on an asteroid. Evidence has recently been recovered of a previous sponge presence on both Earth and Robloxia however, calling into question the possibility that bullhammer58 may have sent Sponges away earlier.

He is the patron god of all Sponge Elders and Fathers, as well as the group as a whole. He is the protector of Sponges born January 1st to March 1st.

ScriptHook, the All-Father
ScriptHook was the longest reigning Father, and one of the oldest Sponges. He led them into the Great Return.

He is the patron god of the youngest and newest Sponges, guiding them from the heavens, though they may never see it. He is the protector of Sponges born March 2nd to May 1st.

Sp0ng3s, the Warrior God
Not to be confused with SpongeBob, the god of war, Sp0ng3s is known as the warrior god for his militarizing of the sponges and exceptional battle ability.

They are the patron god of military commanders, intelligence officers, and seamen. He is the protector of Sponges born May 2nd to July 1st.

SpongeBob, the God of War
SpongeBob is commonly confused as the Chief God by outsiders, but Sponges only hail him as their God of War. Sponge Warriors carry his talisman into battle for good luck.

SpongeBob, compared to Sp0ng3s, is moreso worshipped by the average warrior, as they are his patronage. His protection is considered to have contributed to the Golden Age of War. He does not protect any specific dates due to his nature as a completely war focused god.

Mterk05, the God of C͐̿ͦh͂ͥ͆ą͗ oͭ͑̌҉͓̟̪ s̍͌ͥ
Mterk05 is considered one of the stranger gods, mostly due to his unpredictable nature. He is not restrained to any specific patronage, leading to him influencing all aspects of sponge culture. He was somewhat adopted as a peacetime god, since that is when he is at his highest influence.

Mterk05 is the patron god of exploiters, bots, and Southern American Sponges. He is the protector of Sponges born July 2nd to September 1st.

3bow, Saint of the Banned
3bow, one of the most influential Fathers of all time, was well known for his leadership in the Plainview war and bringing the Sponges to great new heights. He is infamous for mysteriously disappearing right after the Great Return, only being seen one time afterwards during the Raid of September 16.

He is the patron god of former, killed, or banned sponges. He is the protector of Sponges born September 2nd to November 1st.