The Troll of '22

February 20, 2022 The Sponge Success: The Ultimate Troll It was a day like any other. The Sponges and friends were awaiting a possible battle and enjoying each other’s presence. But then, tragedy struck. The standing father, sp0ng3s was hacked on discord by some landwhale bulgarian basement dweller. It did not take long for the sponges to take action. Hrs mterk05, C2O642, and TheJudge998 called an emergency meeting along with head artist Paperrface, desperately trying to contact the father. Once they got hold of him, they chose to fight. They gathered some friends to start the siege. TheJudge998 opened by telling the hacker “happy birthday” to bait him. He started promoting his game to Judge, but Judge did not buy into it. C2O642 followed up with the happy birthday trend, and the hacker was buying right into their antics. Little did the hacker know, this was only a distraction. Along with CoolSmasher102, Bananafish6096, xScriptedData, and Miketerk21, TheJudge998 and C2O642 continued to troll the hacker, by telling him to answer their questions, or flirting with him. Ally ThatOne_Guy74 also joined in the trolling, while also contacting the ally leaders for help. After all of this, it was time for the finish. Acting father sp0ng3s (on an alt account) was able to pull up the hacker’s IP address. The hacker was too slow to scam actual people because of the Sponge’s trolling advances. Due to TheJudge998’s happy birthday scheme, the hacker did not even realize that he was trapped. xScriptedData brought everyone into a group chat to wish the hacker “happy birthday.” It was at this time that CoolSmasher102 and Miketerk21 started rapidly spamming the hacker’s IP. This caused him to panic, unsure of how he was getting bested. xScriptedData then did the final blow. He sent some intense dog porn to the hacker. With the sponges keeping him at bay, there was nothing he could do to advance. The hacker went offline, and eventually logged out, defeated, and the Sponges celebrated a victory for the ages.