Sponge Canon

"This is an article on or relating to the Sponge Canon. It does not exist in reality, though the main Canon has deep ties to real events." The Sponge Canon is the in-universe description of the Sponges.

Planet S
The Sponges were created on the mysterious Planet S by a benevolent and all powerful god, bullhammer58. He had destroyed all previous inhabitants of the Planet, while also making the planet become 98.6% deep sea, with the remaining 1.4% being shallow sea and sand banks. This was all against the wishes of the only other god at the time, Spongebob. He was upset with the novel idea of a Sponge group not devoted to his worship. However, bullhammer showed mercy to Spongebob, and did not destroy him for his insolence. He placed him in the new pantheon as the God of War. The Sponges grew on Planet S for centuries, undisturbed and unknowing of their past or origins. The Sponges were generally not led by anyone, although the priests tended to be the highest command. However, over time, storms began to intensify on the planet due to the rapid terraforming that had been done by bullhammer. At the end of nearly 800 years of prosperity, the storms had reached the point that the Sponges needed to leave the planet.

Arrival on Robloxia
Bullhammer, having seen this happening, had given them an asteroid to ride to a possible new homeland. The asteroid crashed near what are now the Sponge Islands on Robloxia, with these islands being taken over from the native Robloxians. The Robloxians became a lower class on the islands, living in servitude of the Sponges, and often in poverty. The Sponges adopted many of the building styles and techniques of the Robloxians, as well as mixing it with their own. After a few years on the islands, the god bullhammer believed that the time had come to lead the Sponges to their destiny. He granted upon them 3bow, the First Father of the Sponges, to lead them. 3bow lead the Sponges to a nearby island known as "Frappe" and began teaching them in the art of trolling. 3bow was a talented general, leading them to many early victories. They also had many arising leaders, such as Greenpig and ScriptHook. The Sponges lead a campaign of terror upon the Robloxians, spreading fear even to their highest echelons of society, the admins.

Plainview
At last, the Sponges reached a land known as Plainview. The leaders of Plainview tried to get all Sponges killed by other Robloxians, but failed miserably, leading to a great holy war upon them by the Sponges. The battles were bloody, prolonged, and almost always ended in stalemates. There was also the rise of internal struggles in the Sponges, primarily between the Old Guard and New Sponges. This is when sp0ng3s made his famed wings from the ashes of the fallen Sponges. At last, a great tragedy befell the two groups. The gods saw unfavorably upon their progress, and banished them back to the Sponge Isles forever. They then destroyed Plainview to a fine dust.

The Great Return
The Sponges resigned to their fate for many years. However, it could not last. After 300 years, the new Father, ScriptHook, and his protégé sp0ng3s destroyed the barrier placed by the gods. They broke free onto Robloxia, interacting with the relatively new Clown Clan as friends against the Robloxian populace. The Clown Clan and Sponges of Robloxia eventually built a strong alliance, with Sponge volunteers helping them in quelling resistance on Cluto and Clowns helping them wage war upon the remains of Plainview, CRC. A great sadness fell upon the Sponges when ScriptHook, the longest father of the Sponges, fell on the battlefield. Sp0ng3s took his place as the Father. Some had theorized that his death was his punishment from the gods for destruction of the barrier.