First Battle for North Africa

The First Battle for North Africa was the second battle of Operation Red Skull or wtf it's called, but in reality it was more like the first because they just closed the first battle before anything could be shot at.

Prelude
The battle was comedically over planned for weeks beforehand, with the only really cohesive plan being mostly ignored during the battle. The battle was also attempted on a Soviet Doge Army map first, but the server couldn't handle how many people were trying to join, so we had to move to possible the laziest map ever used for battles, next to the RCPC maps.

The Shooting Part
When the servers were first moved, most of the 3 minutes before shooting was spent exploring and trolling the enemy doges. After everyone was respawned, sp0ng3s gathered all the Sponges to move them to a point. Most of the Doges had rushed off to fight for Alpha, since that is what the leaked plan dictated, however the Sponges as usual did their own thing which ended up holding an area for the entire battle. The Father brought them all to Point Bravo, which was easily taken from the handful of dogemen who had earlier gotten to it. The Sponges then set up a perimeter, and placed the civilians under martial law to keep them from messing with the artillery like they had in the previous battle of North Africa. The area was so easily held for the entire battle (excluding a few minutes towards the end where a bunch of tanks rushed it) that sp0ng3s declared a provisional government of Neu New Spongeton since it was where the civilian team spawned. For the aforementioned retaking of the town, sp0ng3s and mterk05 retreated to the sand dunes outside of the town to lead a fierce guerilla war against the occupying force.