Sp0ng3s

"Due to actions Mike has committed, masturbating is no longer allowed in voice chat."

- sp0ng3s sp0ng3s is the current Father of the Sponges and commander of the militant branch of the Sponges. He is also the ambassador to the Funny Powers and has led the Sponges new mix between trollers and fighters. He can be recognized with a green torso (indication for his being the Father), wings that are made with the ashes of fallen Sponges, and an obese Gardevoir on his torso that for some reason has not been taken down.

sp0ng3s joined in the late half of phase 1 of the Plainview War. He had a good friendship with ScriptHook and they both rose through the ranks together quickly, with Script being more reserved and professional then sp0ng3s, who was known to be hot headed. sp0ng3s also ran constant intelligence operations in Plainview, either through the Bleached Sponges, or later 3SS. He was a fierce supporter of 3bow in the Father Conflict, perhaps only second to ScriptHook. Due to this devotion, he was one of the first members of The Old Guard. His participation is why he created the 3bow Secret Service.

He was made a Sponge Elder at the beginning of the Great Return and was often seen recruiting on GRP. After the alliance with the Clown Clan, he led the new Sponge militant branch. After issues arose affecting ScriptHook in real life, he took over as Father. Under his command as Father, the Sponges have continued to grow more and more militant, with sp0ng3s starting the Second Plainview War and participating heavily in post Honk War revolts and betrayals. He is also responsible for a rumored revival of a certain CCAT.

Even outside of military, sp0ng3s is responsible for many reforms. As of January 16, 2022, he has appointed two new Sponge Elders (mterk05 and C2O642), put the previously unused ranks, Great Sponge and Sponge Guard, to use, created the Intergalactic Sponge Navy (ISN), appointed a designated Head Artist (PaperrFace), created three new ranks after a lengthy discussion with the other Elders (Squeegee, Spongeton Slicker, and Sponge Star), and much more.

It is rumored that sp0ng3s will be given ownership of the group soon, but said rumors have no evidence to be supported.

Quotes

 * So, Take me back to Raccoonsniper No, you can't go back to Raccoonsniper Been a long time gone, Oh Raccoonsniper Why did Raccoonsniper get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks
 * Due to actions Mike has committed, masturbating is no longer allowed in voice chat.
 * You've been banned from Sponges of Robloxia! | Stealing our Hatchlings (Dating Children)
 * sponges in the vietnam war? wtf
 * Arm yourselves, and be ye SPONGES of valour, and be in readiness for the conflict; for it is better for us to perish in battle than to look upon the outrage of our group and our gods. As the Will of Bull is in holiness, even so let it be.
 * Even though large tracts of land and many old and funny groups have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Doges and all the odious apparatus of Dogeland rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in Saint Agnes, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our humor, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and if, which I do not for a moment believe, this alliance or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our groups beyond the funny powers, armed and guarded by the dozens of funny races, would carry on the struggle, until, in Bull's good time, the Funny World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the unfunny.